Work? I don’t need to work. What I need to do, according to the Book of Amelia:
Cuddle her in my left arm while petting her and she bruxes and boggles for me.
Keep holding her while she takes a nap.
Keep holding her while she chews on the drawstring of my tentacle hoodie.
Hold her in my hand while she grooms her nails.
Keep holding her in my hand while she grooms my nails.
Back to cuddling, petting, bruxing and boggling.
Hold her while she chews the hell out of the A button on my hoodie.
Climbs into the right sleeve of my hoodie. Goes back to sleep.
Okay, finally awake. I place her on my desk and she’s now happily stealing banana chips.
Rats, bad for work productivity.